Jimmy Carter Declares Presidential Run at 100! Confused Rant About “Young Biden”, Peanuts, and Ethanol!
Written by Johnathan Miller. Jimmy Carter has announced his candidacy for president at the ripe old age of 100. Apparently, surviving a century…
Tag: Joe Biden
The Economy is So Bad, Even Joe Biden’s Job is Being Outsourced to an Indian!
Written by Michael Thompson. The American economy is apparently in such dire straits that even the President’s job is being outsourced. Joe Biden,…
Rachel Dolezal Confirms Kamala Harris is Indeed Black
Written by Michael Jackson. In a world where politicians change their identity more often than they change their suits, Vice President Kamala Harris…
Democrats Scrambling to Replace 20 Million Ballots Pre-Filled with Joe Biden Selected as President!
Written by Timothy Johnson. Democrats are in a full-blown panic as they scramble to replace 20 million ballots already pre-filled with Joe Biden’s…
Joe Biden Too Mentally Deficient to Run for President. Remains President.
Written by David Miller. Joe Biden, the man whose age and energy have become the stuff of endless political chatter, is reportedly too…
Jill Planning to Tell Joe Biden that He Dropped Out of the Presidential Race on Friday.
Written by Samuel Collins. Jill Biden is reportedly gearing up for the delicate task of informing her husband, Joe Biden, that he’s dropped…
Kamala Harris Finally Unburdened From What has Been as Burden Joe Biden Retires!
Written by Jacob Thompson. Kamala Harris is finally unburdened from what has been. The woman who once appeared to be the political sidekick…
If You’re Happy Joe Biden Dropped Out Then You Ain’t Black!
Written by James Walker. President Joe Biden has announced his departure from the presidential race. The fallout? Well, let’s just say it’s been…
Harry Sisson Admitted to Insane Asylum after Joe Biden’s Dropout Announcement! People Cheer!
Written by Samuel Johnson. Harry Sisson, the celebrated paid liberal influencer, has been admitted to an insane asylum. The catalyst for this drastic…