Secret Service Director Sent Back to Training!
Written by Matthew Thompson. In an unprecedented turn of events, Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has been reassigned from protecting the president to…
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Secret Service Chief, Kimberly Cheatle, Demoted to Kitchen Staff. Pulls Trigger on Turkey Baster, Injures Three!
Written by Ethan Johnson. In a twist that could only be described as a Kafkaesque satire, Kimberly Cheatle, the former head of the…
Paul Blart Appointed to Lead Secret Service. Replaces Kimberly Cheatle, Boasts More Experience!
Written by Nathaniel Jones. In a move that has left the nation both bewildered and amused, Paul Blart, the infamous mall cop from…