FBI Now Offering DEI Costumes
Written by Michael Thompson. In a move that has left the nation scratching its collective head, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has…
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FBI Can’t Find Man with Gun Next to Trump with People Pointing at Him. Manage to Find J6 Patriot from Arkansas with Just Picture of Ear.
Written by Matthew Collins. In what can only be described as a masterclass in investigative irony, the FBI has recently encountered a baffling…
Secret Service Taps Uvalde Police Department for Elite Training
Written by Jessica Thompson. In a decision that’s left everyone baffled, the Secret Service has turned to the Uvalde Police Department for guidance….
Secret Service Hires Stealthy Roof-Walking Cow as Agent! “People Just Can’t Do That.” – Director.
Written by Jennifer Thompson. In a surprising move that has both amused and baffled the nation, the Secret Service has announced the hiring…
Police Saw Trump Shooter Well Before Attack! Ordered to Take Donut Break to Avoid Overtime Pay. Cite Budget Concerns.
Written by Jonathan Green. In a revelation that’s as absurd as it is laughable, law enforcement officials admitted they spotted the alleged Trump…