Video: Members of the DNC Dance While Praying to Turkey God!
Written by Matthew Robinson. In the latest spectacle of political performance art, members of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have taken to dancing…
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RNC Attends DNC Undercover. A New Strategy for Bipartisan Cooperation.
Written by Michael Jameson. In a move that can only be described as the pinnacle of political satire, operatives from the Republican National…
Video: Biden Administration Has No Dignity! Allows Dance Party in Public!
Written by Luke Matthews. In a stunning display of what some might call “freedom of expression” and others might label as a complete…
JD Vance Convicted of the Most Heinous Crime: Leaving a Shopping Cart!
Written by Jacob Matthews. A shocking photograph has surfaced, revealing JD Vance’s most egregious crime: forgetting to return a shopping cart. The image,…
Tim Walz Opts Out of Rodeo Debate with JD Vance, Citing Concerns Over Potential Romantic Entanglements!
Written by Jonathan Matthews. In a move that surprised no one and amused everyone, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has gracefully declined an invitation…
Democrats Ban Misinformation Speech, Suddenly Silenced with Nothing to Say!
Written by Caleb Thompson. The Democratic Party has embarked on a valiant crusade to ban misinformation speech. This groundbreaking initiative promises to purge…
Pete Buttigieg Makes Fashion Statement at Tim Walz Campaign Rally!
Written by Caleb Thompson. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg took his commitment to “blending in” to a whole new level. Arriving at a…
Kamala Harris Hires New Speech Writing Team!
Written by John Thompson. In a move that has everyone scratching their heads, Vice President Kamala Harris has decided to hire the cast…
If You’re Happy Joe Biden Dropped Out Then You Ain’t Black!
Written by James Walker. President Joe Biden has announced his departure from the presidential race. The fallout? Well, let’s just say it’s been…