Liberals Insist on Public Nudity, Claims “The Children Want It!”
Written by Jacob Matthews. In a move that can only be described as peak liberal logic, a local parent has decided that the…
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Tim Walz Opts Out of Rodeo Debate with JD Vance, Citing Concerns Over Potential Romantic Entanglements!
Written by Jonathan Matthews. In a move that surprised no one and amused everyone, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has gracefully declined an invitation…
Tim Walz Withdraws from VP Race After Learning He Must Visit Battleground States!
Written by Nathaniel Collins. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has announced his withdrawal from the Vice Presidential race. The reason? Apparently, Walz was under…
Kamala Harris Crowd Made Up of Vampires that Don’t Cast Reflections!
Written by Benjamin Cross. In a spectacle that could only be described as straight out of a poorly written horror novel, Vice President…
Kamala Harris Finds Her VP Pick in Monica Lewinsky! “We Have a Lot in Common.”
Written by Samuel Mitchell. In an unexpected twist that has left the nation both shocked and bemused, Vice President Kamala Harris has chosen…
Kamala Harris Explains Her Presidency with a Simple Venn Diagram!
Written by Jessica Adams. In a bold move to explain her presidency, Vice President Kamala Harris unveiled a “simple” Venn diagram during a…