Gavin Newsom Asks Public to Design New Coin!
Written by Jacob Michaelson. Governor Gavin Newsom has put forth an invitation to the public to design a new state coin. In a…
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RNC Attends DNC Undercover. A New Strategy for Bipartisan Cooperation.
Written by Michael Jameson. In a move that can only be described as the pinnacle of political satire, operatives from the Republican National…
Trump Beefs Up to Show Democrats What a Real Insurrection Looks Like.
Written by Caleb Anderson. In a move that left his critics reeling and his supporters cheering, Donald Trump has apparently decided to take…
Tim Walz Withdraws from VP Race After Learning He Must Visit Battleground States!
Written by Nathaniel Collins. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has announced his withdrawal from the Vice Presidential race. The reason? Apparently, Walz was under…
RFK Boasts Crowd Bigger than Trump and Kamala Combined. Insists It’s Not AI.
Written by Matthew Reynolds. In a move that has left both Trump and Harris scratching their heads—and probably their Twitter accounts—Robert F. Kennedy…
Trump Crashes Kamala Harris Rally!
Written by Michael Thompson. In what can only be described as the most peculiar political showdown of the century, former President Donald Trump…
Kamala Harris Supporters Suffering from Covid-24. Faces and Body Parts Become Distorted after Rally. Fauci Denies.
Written by Matthew Sinclair. Kamala Harris, the Vice President who could rival a chameleon with her ability to change political colors, recently hosted…
Democrats Ban Misinformation Speech, Suddenly Silenced with Nothing to Say!
Written by Caleb Thompson. The Democratic Party has embarked on a valiant crusade to ban misinformation speech. This groundbreaking initiative promises to purge…
Gavin Newsom Sentenced to Two Weeks Community Service for Being an Asshole! (Video)
Written by Bradford Montgomery. California Governor Gavin Newsom was sentenced to two weeks of community service. His crime? Being an asshole. It seems…