Tim Walz Loses Son Beau in Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapse. Already Been Lost Four Times Before!
Written by Abigail Lawson. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has once again lost his son, Beau—this time in the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse….
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Pete Buttigieg Makes Fashion Statement at Tim Walz Campaign Rally!
Written by Caleb Thompson. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg took his commitment to “blending in” to a whole new level. Arriving at a…
Jimmy Carter Declares Presidential Run at 100! Confused Rant About “Young Biden”, Peanuts, and Ethanol!
Written by Johnathan Miller. Jimmy Carter has announced his candidacy for president at the ripe old age of 100. Apparently, surviving a century…
Jim Cramer Ensures Trump’s Victory by Endorsing Kamala Harris
Written by Jonathan Blake. Financial guru Jim Cramer has thrown his support behind Kamala Harris. The same Jim Cramer who’s known for his…
The Economy is So Bad, Even Joe Biden’s Job is Being Outsourced to an Indian!
Written by Michael Thompson. The American economy is apparently in such dire straits that even the President’s job is being outsourced. Joe Biden,…
Joe Biden to be Added to Mt. Rushmore!
Written by Matthew Johnson. President Joe Biden is set to join the ranks of the greats on Mt. Rushmore. But there’s a twist:…
Hodge Twins Have Two Toilets in One Bathroom: Everything is a Competition!
Written by Samuel Thompson. In the latest episode of “Who Can Outdo Whom?”, the Hodge Twins have taken sibling rivalry to a whole…
Kamala Harris Revisits Old Oakland Swimming Pool
Written by Samantha Green. Vice President Kamala Harris has decided to honor her Oakland roots by swimming in a toilet. Yes, you read…
Kamala Harris Visits Plastic Surgeon to get the, “Reverse Michael Jackson.”
Written by Matthew Thompson. In an unexpected twist of events, Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly taken a page from the King of…