Written by Matthew Collins. A 5.1 magnitude earthquake struck California recently, leaving the GOP both shaken and disappointed. The earthquake, which was initially…
Written by Matthew Collins. Vladimir Putin, the stern-faced Russian president, found himself hospitalized due to uncontrollable laughter upon learning that Kamala Harris would…
Written by Michael Andrews. Kamala Harris has picked Donald Trump as her running mate. Yes, you heard that right. The Democratic darling and…
Written by Joshua Greene. President Joe Biden has announced he will not seek re-election, sending shockwaves across the globe. But perhaps no one…
Written by Michael Robertson. Monica Lewinsky has thrown her hat into the presidential ring. Yes, the same Monica who became a household name…
Written by James Mitchell. In an absurdly dramatic twist, 2024 presidential candidate Donald Trump has added “dodging bullets” to his resume. During a…
Written by Benjamin Whitaker. Hillary Clinton has reportedly hired an entire new team of suicide hotline members. This peculiar tactic, she insists, is…
Written by Jacob Miller. In the latest twist to President Joe Biden’s campaign, he has embraced a slogan that is bound to raise…
Written by John Anderson. Biden’s “Fishing Trip”: The Political Code for Retirement? The Democrats have decided it’s time for President Joe Biden to…