Trump Shooter Plans to Vote Democrat Now That He’s Dead!
Written by Abigail Thompson. The man who attempted to assassinate former President Donald Trump has now expressed his intent to vote Democrat. Yes,…
Tag: political satire
Media Applaud Biden’s Successful Solo Navigation of Air Force One Kiddie Stairs for First Time!
Written by Sarah Thompson. In a heartwarming display of determination, President Biden has captured the nation’s attention by successfully ascending the notorious “kiddie…
After Trump Shooting, Democrats Propose Mailing Out Guns to Make Getting Guns as Hard as Voting!
Written by Jessica Parker. In a move that has left many scratching their heads, Democrats have proposed a novel approach to gun control:…
Democrats Reinstate Public School Shooting Classes After Trump Assassination Attempt Fails
Written by Mark Whittaker. In a move that has left many Americans scratching their heads, the Democrats have decided to reinstate shooting classes…
Secret Service Chief, Kimberly Cheatle, Demoted to Kitchen Staff. Pulls Trigger on Turkey Baster, Injures Three!
Written by Ethan Johnson. In a twist that could only be described as a Kafkaesque satire, Kimberly Cheatle, the former head of the…
Paul Blart Appointed to Lead Secret Service. Replaces Kimberly Cheatle, Boasts More Experience!
Written by Nathaniel Jones. In a move that has left the nation both bewildered and amused, Paul Blart, the infamous mall cop from…