Old Picture of Kamala Found After Rough Day at the Office with Former Boss, Mayor Willie Brown!
Written by Jonathan Smith. A rare picture of Vice President Kamala Harris and former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown has surfaced. This isn’t…
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Kamala Harris Finds Her VP Pick in Monica Lewinsky! “We Have a Lot in Common.”
Written by Samuel Mitchell. In an unexpected twist that has left the nation both shocked and bemused, Vice President Kamala Harris has chosen…
FBI Can’t Find Man with Gun Next to Trump with People Pointing at Him. Manage to Find J6 Patriot from Arkansas with Just Picture of Ear.
Written by Matthew Collins. In what can only be described as a masterclass in investigative irony, the FBI has recently encountered a baffling…
Joe Drops Out of Presidential Race. Hunter Biden Screwed!
Written by Joshua Peters. Hunter Biden finds himself in an unprecedented predicament. With his father, Joe Biden, officially withdrawing from the presidential race,…
Zelensky in Panic After Biden Drops Out of Presidential Race. Fears Billions in Cash Will Dry Up!
Written by Joshua Greene. President Joe Biden has announced he will not seek re-election, sending shockwaves across the globe. But perhaps no one…
Lewinsky for President? Just Following Harris’s Playbook!
Written by Michael Robertson. Monica Lewinsky has thrown her hat into the presidential ring. Yes, the same Monica who became a household name…
Both Presidential Candidates Take Shots to the Face. Trump Takes a Bullet, Harris Takes, Well, You Know…
Written by James Mitchell. In an absurdly dramatic twist, 2024 presidential candidate Donald Trump has added “dodging bullets” to his resume. During a…
E. Jean Carroll Accuses JD Vance of Sexual Assault in 1994. Vance, 39, Denies Claim! Alvin Bragg to Bring Charges!
Written by Matthew Turner. E. Jean Carroll has leveled serious allegations against JD Vance, Trump’s newly minted VP pick. According to Carroll, the…