Video: Members of the DNC Dance While Praying to Turkey God!
Written by Matthew Robinson. In the latest spectacle of political performance art, members of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) have taken to dancing…
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Trump Secures Votes with Retarded People by Endorsing Pizza with Pineapple
Written by Abigail Thomas. In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads and Italian chefs weeping into their marinara, former…
Tim Walz Promises a Tampon in Every Jock!
Written by Jessica Martin. Kamala Harris’s VP pick, Tim Walz, has announced a revolutionary policy. Forget tax cuts or healthcare reform—Walz promises to…
Admiral Rachel Levine Changes Her Gender Back to Male to Run for Vice President: “I’m Not Pandering”
Written by Michael Anderson. Admiral Rachel “Dick” Levine has announced a decision to change her gender back to male in preparation for a…
The Economy is So Bad, Even Joe Biden’s Job is Being Outsourced to an Indian!
Written by Michael Thompson. The American economy is apparently in such dire straits that even the President’s job is being outsourced. Joe Biden,…
GOP Sad 5.1 Earthquake Hits California: “Three More Points and We Could’ve Saved the Republic!”
Written by Matthew Collins. A 5.1 magnitude earthquake struck California recently, leaving the GOP both shaken and disappointed. The earthquake, which was initially…
Donald Trump Announces His Pick for Vice President. His Pick is Donald Trump After Biden Let the Cat Out of the Bag!
Written by Jonathan Harper. In a move that left even his most ardent supporters scratching their heads, former President Donald Trump announced that…
Democrats Stage Biden Bike Ambush to Garner Trump-Like Sympathy After Trump Dismisses Bullet!
Written by David Matthews. In a move that can only be described as audaciously absurd, Democrats have devised a new strategy to boost…