Christopher Walken Transitions Into Kamala Harris’s Daughter
Written by Joshua Harrison. Hollywood has always been a bizarre landscape, where reality is optional, and logic is a suggestion. But even by…
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Pete Buttigieg Makes Fashion Statement at Tim Walz Campaign Rally!
Written by Caleb Thompson. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg took his commitment to “blending in” to a whole new level. Arriving at a…
Kamala Harris Revisits Old Oakland Swimming Pool
Written by Samantha Green. Vice President Kamala Harris has decided to honor her Oakland roots by swimming in a toilet. Yes, you read…
Joe Biden Too Mentally Deficient to Run for President. Remains President.
Written by David Miller. Joe Biden, the man whose age and energy have become the stuff of endless political chatter, is reportedly too…
Kamala Harris Picks Donald Trump as VP. RNC Promises to Give Guns to Rally Attendees!
Written by Michael Andrews. Kamala Harris has picked Donald Trump as her running mate. Yes, you heard that right. The Democratic darling and…
Texas Congresswoman, Sheila Jackson Lee, Dies at 74. Plans on Voting for Joe Biden 10 Times This November!
Written by Timothy Collins. Sheila Jackson Lee, Texas’s outspoken Congresswoman, has allegedly made plans to cast her vote for Joe Biden ten times…
Not to Be Outdone by His VP Pick, Trump Grows Bigger and Better Beard. “I Have the Greatest Beard of All Time!”
Written by Michael Thompson. In a move that can only be described as quintessentially Trump, the former President has taken the art of…
Overcome with Emotion and Sympathy for Trump, Harmeet Dhillon Speaks in Tongues (Video)
Written by Christopher Johnson. An Unexpected Display of Devotion In an unexpected turn of events, Harmeet Dhillon, a prominent lawyer and Republican National…
RNC Hires Al Sharpton and KJP to Ensure Fastest Possible Fail
Written by Matthew Stevens. In a move that’s less “strategic genius” and more “how to sabotage a party 101,” the Republican National Committee…