Jimmy Carter Declares Presidential Run at 100! Confused Rant About “Young Biden”, Peanuts, and Ethanol!
Written by Johnathan Miller. Jimmy Carter has announced his candidacy for president at the ripe old age of 100. Apparently, surviving a century…
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Jill Planning to Tell Joe Biden that He Dropped Out of the Presidential Race on Friday.
Written by Samuel Collins. Jill Biden is reportedly gearing up for the delicate task of informing her husband, Joe Biden, that he’s dropped…
Lewinsky for President? Just Following Harris’s Playbook!
Written by Michael Robertson. Monica Lewinsky has thrown her hat into the presidential ring. Yes, the same Monica who became a household name…
Biden Now Running on “Adults in the Room” Campaign Slogan
Written by Jacob Miller. In the latest twist to President Joe Biden’s campaign, he has embraced a slogan that is bound to raise…