Trump Replaces Secret Service with Deadpool! “At Least He Tries.”
Written by Jacob Thompson. Former President Donald Trump announced he would replace his Secret Service detail with none other than Deadpool, the wisecracking…
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Trump Shooter Outsmarts Secret Service with a Guitar Case!
Written by Jacob Anderson. In a plot straight out of a spy movie, a would-be assassin managed to outwit the Secret Service by…
Paul Blart Appointed to Lead Secret Service. Replaces Kimberly Cheatle, Boasts More Experience!
Written by Nathaniel Jones. In a move that has left the nation both bewildered and amused, Paul Blart, the infamous mall cop from…