David Grohl Changes Tune. “President Trump playing ‘My Hero’ is the Honor of my Lifetime. MAGA All the Way!”
Written by Caleb Anderson. In what might be the biggest shock since Bob Dylan went electric, David Grohl, the frontman of Foo Fighters,…
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People Getting Monkeypox Vaccinations Experiencing Strange Side Effects! CDC Says it’s Only Temporary!
Written by Samuel Green. In a bizarre twist of fate, those who lined up for the monkeypox vaccine may have gotten more than…
Gavin Newsom Sentenced to Two Weeks Community Service for Being an Asshole! (Video)
Written by Bradford Montgomery. California Governor Gavin Newsom was sentenced to two weeks of community service. His crime? Being an asshole. It seems…
Trump Refuses to Shake Trudeau’s Hand. “There was a National Scandal the Last Time I Grabbed a Pussy.”
Written by Christopher Lightfoot. Former President Donald Trump decided to forgo shaking Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s hand during their recent meeting. The…
Tim Walz Promises a Tampon in Every Jock!
Written by Jessica Martin. Kamala Harris’s VP pick, Tim Walz, has announced a revolutionary policy. Forget tax cuts or healthcare reform—Walz promises to…
Admiral Rachel Levine Changes Her Gender Back to Male to Run for Vice President: “I’m Not Pandering”
Written by Michael Anderson. Admiral Rachel “Dick” Levine has announced a decision to change her gender back to male in preparation for a…
Trump Replaces Secret Service with Deadpool! “At Least He Tries.”
Written by Jacob Thompson. Former President Donald Trump announced he would replace his Secret Service detail with none other than Deadpool, the wisecracking…
9/11 Mastermind, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Freed! Killed 3,000! Asks Biden to Have Book Thrown at J6 Peaceful Protesters!
Written by Matthew Johnson. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks, has been released from Guantanamo Bay. Where did he head…
Yoko Ono Sings National Anthem at Baseball Game, 12 Dead!
Written by David Thompson. In what can only be described as a national tragedy, Yoko Ono’s recent rendition of the national anthem has…