Kamala Harris Revisits Old Oakland Swimming Pool
Written by Samantha Green. Vice President Kamala Harris has decided to honor her Oakland roots by swimming in a toilet. Yes, you read…
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Kamala Harris Visits Plastic Surgeon to get the, “Reverse Michael Jackson.”
Written by Matthew Thompson. In an unexpected twist of events, Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly taken a page from the King of…
George Takei Proves He’s not Weird by Grabbing the Testicles of Two Naked Men and Singing, “Papa Don’t Preach.”
Written by Andrew Whitaker. George Takei, best known for his role as Hikaru Sulu on Star Trek, recently took the stage at a…
Mark Zuckerberg Denies Hiding Famous Trump Photo on Facebook, Claims He Was Hanging Drywall
Written by James Thompson. Mark Zuckerberg, the man behind the blue social media empire, has found himself embroiled in controversy. Allegations have surfaced…
Trump’s New Deportation Device Sparks Outrage!
Written by James Whitaker. Donald Trump has unveiled his latest brainchild: a human cannon designed for deportation. Dubbed the “Freedom Blaster,” this device…
BlackRock CEO, Larry Fink, Caught Playing Cops and Robbers with Trump Shooter to Teach Good Moral Values
Written by David Collins. Larry Fink, the CEO of BlackRock, was recently spotted engaging in an enthusiastic game of cops and robbers with…
Two Gay Black Men Adopt Baby. Both Abandon Him at the Same Time.
Written by John Miller. Two black gay men adopted a baby only to abandon him shortly after. This bizarre chain of events has…
Trans Women Olympic Volleyball Team Forced to Wear Pants Because, “Ain’t Nobody Want to See That Shit!”
Written by Jacob Turner. The Olympic Committee has mandated that the trans women’s volleyball team must wear pants instead of the usual shorts….
Democrats Scrambling to Replace 20 Million Ballots Pre-Filled with Joe Biden Selected as President!
Written by Timothy Johnson. Democrats are in a full-blown panic as they scramble to replace 20 million ballots already pre-filled with Joe Biden’s…