public safety

Local Carpenter’s Ideas Threaten Public Safety, Experts Warn

Written by Matthew Collins. In a small town tucked away in the hills of Galilee, a local carpenter named Jesus has become the…

Written by Abigail Lawson. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has once again lost his son, Beau—this time in the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse….

Written by David Thompson. In what can only be described as a national tragedy, Yoko Ono’s recent rendition of the national anthem has…

Written by Richard Belmont. In a world where vacation prep usually involves buying sunscreen and packing bags, one man has taken things to…

Written by Matthew Collins. In what can only be described as a masterclass in investigative irony, the FBI has recently encountered a baffling…

Written by Johnathan Mitchell. In a move that no one saw coming, Target has decided to update its iconic logo by incorporating an…

Written by Jessica Thompson. In a decision that’s left everyone baffled, the Secret Service has turned to the Uvalde Police Department for guidance….

Written by Jonathan Green. In a revelation that’s as absurd as it is laughable, law enforcement officials admitted they spotted the alleged Trump…

Written by Jessica Parker. In a move that has left many scratching their heads, Democrats have proposed a novel approach to gun control:…