Christopher Walken Transitions Into Kamala Harris’s Daughter
Written by Joshua Harrison. Hollywood has always been a bizarre landscape, where reality is optional, and logic is a suggestion. But even by…
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Miracle! Woman Deemed “Too Ugly” to Have Sex Defies Logic with 21 Abortions!
Written by Jessica Davenport. In a story straight out of the “You Can’t Make This Up” files, an Alabama woman, famously labeled as…
Tim Walz’s Military Time was as Sound as the Biden Dollar!
Written by Michael Sullivan. In a stunning display of heroism and digital savviness, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz recently shared what appeared to be…
Maxine Waters Looks at Her Reflection, Turns to Stone on Live TV! (Video)
Written by Johnathan Baker. Congresswoman Maxine Waters became an unwilling mythological creature on live television. Waters, known for her fiery speeches and unwavering…
Rob Reiner Promises to Set Himself on Fire if Donald Trump Wins Election. Shell Gas Truck Arrives at His House Moments Later!
Written by Laura Matthews. Hollywood actor and director and Meathead, Rob Reiner, has declared that he will set himself on fire if Donald…
Jack Black Hired by Disney to Sink Ratings at Warp Speed, Forced to Eat Salad to Fit on Camera!
Written by John Adams. In a move that can only be described as Disney’s boldest experiment yet, the entertainment giant has hired Jack…
Kim Cheatle, Director of Secret Service, Resigns in Humiliation. Plans to Regain Dignity with OnlyFans Account!
Written by Grace Patterson. In a stunning turn of events, Kim Cheatle, the once-respected director of the Secret Service, has tendered her resignation…