Secret Service Warns Would-Be Assassins to Use Flat-Top Roofs or Be Fined!
Written by Jacob Harrison. The Secret Service has issued a warning to would-be assassins: use flat-top roofs or face hefty fines. This bizarre…
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Secret Service Forced to Give Up Sunglasses, Now Able to See Threats!
Written by Jessica Matthews. The Secret Service has been forced to ditch their iconic sunglasses, revealing that the shades were, in fact, obstructing…
After Trump Shooting, Secret Service Requiring Agents to be 5 Feet Tall, Identify as Male.
Written by Johnathan Smith. In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the Secret Service announced new requirements for their agents:…