Not to Be Outdone by His VP Pick, Trump Grows Bigger and Better Beard. “I Have the Greatest Beard of All Time!”
Written by Michael Thompson. In a move that can only be described as quintessentially Trump, the former President has taken the art of…
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Danny Bonaduce of The Partridge Family Admits on Social Media That He Was Actually Born a Sleestak
Written by Jonathan Matthews. In a social media post that left the internet buzzing, Danny Bonaduce, former child star of “The Partridge Family,”…
The iThrone! Apple’s Revolutionary New Computer Exclusively for Posting on Social Media.
Written by Ethan Matthews. In a groundbreaking move, Apple has introduced the “iThrone,” a revolutionary computer that doubles as a toilet. No longer…
Tesla Unveils The “General Electric” Cybertruck Just to Piss Off Liberals!
Written by Samuel Jennings. In an audacious move that only Elon Musk could pull off, Tesla has announced that its Cybertrucks will now…
Trump’s Tiny Ear Bandage Sparks Controversy: “The Hair Must Stay Fabulous”
Written by Jacob Williams. In a move that can only be described as quintessentially Trumpian, former President Donald Trump has sparked a new…
Democrats Stage Biden Bike Ambush to Garner Trump-Like Sympathy After Trump Dismisses Bullet!
Written by David Matthews. In a move that can only be described as audaciously absurd, Democrats have devised a new strategy to boost…
Democrats Indict Trump for Having Guns at Rally!
Written by Jacob Thompson. In an irony that even Alanis Morissette would envy, former President Donald Trump has been charged for allowing guns…