New Olympic Sport of “Hold Your Poop the Longest” is Getting Messy! (Video)
Written by: Daniel Murphy. In a world where we’ve already seen speedwalking, rhythmic gymnastics, and synchronized swimming somehow make it to the Olympics,…
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Alec Baldwin Takes Home Gold in Olympic Shooting: Competitors “Accidentally” Eliminated!
Written by Samuel Mitchell. [I]n a turn of events that would make Quentin Tarantino proud, Alec Baldwin, the man known more for his…
“Michelle” Tyson Set to be Female World Boxing Champion! Judges See No Problem.
Written by John Peterson. Mike Tyson, the man who once ruled the boxing world with an iron fist (and occasionally a gnashing set…
Trans Women Olympic Volleyball Team Forced to Wear Pants Because, “Ain’t Nobody Want to See That Shit!”
Written by Jacob Turner. The Olympic Committee has mandated that the trans women’s volleyball team must wear pants instead of the usual shorts….