America Reaches Peak Laziness: Recliners Now Come with Full Kitchens! (Video)
Written by Matthew Chandler. In what can only be described as the zenith of American ingenuity—or perhaps the nadir, depending on your perspective—recliners…
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The iThrone! Apple’s Revolutionary New Computer Exclusively for Posting on Social Media.
Written by Ethan Matthews. In a groundbreaking move, Apple has introduced the “iThrone,” a revolutionary computer that doubles as a toilet. No longer…
Tesla Launches Cybertruck with New Optional Gas-Powered Generator Tow Package
Written by Johnathan Davis. Tesla, the pioneering champion of electric vehicles, has unveiled its latest feature for the Cybertruck: a gas-powered generator tow…