Elon Musk to Automate Sandcrawlers for Mass Deportations!
Written by David Stevens. In a move that no one saw coming (but somehow, we all should have), Elon Musk has decided to…
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Tesla Unveils First Electric Coupe Convertible. Ideal for Short Trips!
Written by Matthew Roberts. Tesla has announced the launch of its first electric coupe convertible, marketed as the perfect vehicle for short trips….
Tesla Unveils The “General Electric” Cybertruck Just to Piss Off Liberals!
Written by Samuel Jennings. In an audacious move that only Elon Musk could pull off, Tesla has announced that its Cybertrucks will now…
Tesla Launches Cybertruck with New Optional Gas-Powered Generator Tow Package
Written by Johnathan Davis. Tesla, the pioneering champion of electric vehicles, has unveiled its latest feature for the Cybertruck: a gas-powered generator tow…