Tim Walz Releases Dance Video!
Written by Abigail Grace. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is known for his public appearances, but no one saw this one coming. In a…
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Tim Walz Opts Out of Rodeo Debate with JD Vance, Citing Concerns Over Potential Romantic Entanglements!
Written by Jonathan Matthews. In a move that surprised no one and amused everyone, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has gracefully declined an invitation…
Tim Walz Withdraws from VP Race After Learning He Must Visit Battleground States!
Written by Nathaniel Collins. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has announced his withdrawal from the Vice Presidential race. The reason? Apparently, Walz was under…
Tim Walz Banned from Churchill Downs!
Written by Matthew Collins. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has always been a man of the people—or at least, that’s what he’d like you…
Tim Walz Loses Son Beau in Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapse. Already Been Lost Four Times Before!
Written by Abigail Lawson. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has once again lost his son, Beau—this time in the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse….
Pete Buttigieg Makes Fashion Statement at Tim Walz Campaign Rally!
Written by Caleb Thompson. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg took his commitment to “blending in” to a whole new level. Arriving at a…
Tim Walz Promises a Tampon in Every Jock!
Written by Jessica Martin. Kamala Harris’s VP pick, Tim Walz, has announced a revolutionary policy. Forget tax cuts or healthcare reform—Walz promises to…