Thanks to the Biden/Harris Economy, Trump Needs Two New Jobs: McDonald’s Fry Cook and Garbage Man!
Written by Thomas Whitaker. In a twist no one saw coming, former President Donald Trump has reportedly taken up a part-time job at…
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Video: Shrinkflation Hits the White House! Biden’s Tiny Desk Proves Trump Had More Room to Work!
Written by Matthew Johnson. In a shocking twist that no one saw coming (or maybe everyone did), shrinkflation has finally wormed its way…
RFK Boasts Crowd Bigger than Trump and Kamala Combined. Insists It’s Not AI.
Written by Matthew Reynolds. In a move that has left both Trump and Harris scratching their heads—and probably their Twitter accounts—Robert F. Kennedy…
Trump Refuses to Shake Trudeau’s Hand. “There was a National Scandal the Last Time I Grabbed a Pussy.”
Written by Christopher Lightfoot. Former President Donald Trump decided to forgo shaking Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s hand during their recent meeting. The…
Trump’s New Deportation Device Sparks Outrage!
Written by James Whitaker. Donald Trump has unveiled his latest brainchild: a human cannon designed for deportation. Dubbed the “Freedom Blaster,” this device…
Not to Be Outdone by His VP Pick, Trump Grows Bigger and Better Beard. “I Have the Greatest Beard of All Time!”
Written by Michael Thompson. In a move that can only be described as quintessentially Trump, the former President has taken the art of…
New Video Unearthed of Trump Doing Motorcycle Burnouts in Butler, PA Moments After Being Shot!
Written by Zachary Peterson. In a turn of events that could only be described as “extraordinarily Trumpian,” a newly surfaced video reveals the…
Trump Shooter Outsmarts Secret Service with a Guitar Case!
Written by Jacob Anderson. In a plot straight out of a spy movie, a would-be assassin managed to outwit the Secret Service by…
Secret Service Agents Quitting in Droves After Trump Buys Guest House with Steep Slope!
Written by John Stevens. In an unprecedented move, former President Donald Trump has purchased a guest house with a steep slope, causing an…