FBI to Wrap Up JFK Assassination Investigation Soon. Trump’s Attempt Coming Next.
Written by Thomas Harper. In a twist that only bureaucracy can orchestrate, the FBI has finally decided to close the book on the…
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Secret Service Chief, Kimberly Cheatle, Demoted to Kitchen Staff. Pulls Trigger on Turkey Baster, Injures Three!
Written by Ethan Johnson. In a twist that could only be described as a Kafkaesque satire, Kimberly Cheatle, the former head of the…