Trump’s Tiny Ear Bandage Sparks Controversy: “The Hair Must Stay Fabulous”
Written by Jacob Williams. In a move that can only be described as quintessentially Trumpian, former President Donald Trump has sparked a new…
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Secretary Lloyd Austin Says Trump “Attention Hound” for Wearing Ear Bandage After Being Shot
Written by Luke Hamilton. Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has accused former President Donald Trump of being an “attention hound” following his public…
Chuck Norris Surrenders Title of “Baddest Man on Earth” to Donald Trump After Trump Swats Bullets with Bare Hands
Written by Samuel Johnson. In an event that sounds more like a comic book plot than reality, former President Donald Trump has apparently…
Democrats Indict Trump for Having Guns at Rally!
Written by Jacob Thompson. In an irony that even Alanis Morissette would envy, former President Donald Trump has been charged for allowing guns…
After Trump Shooting, Secret Service Requiring Agents to be 5 Feet Tall, Identify as Male.
Written by Johnathan Smith. In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the Secret Service announced new requirements for their agents:…