Mom Slips and Falls in Paint. Sells Butt and Hand Print for Millions, Surpassing Hunter Biden!
Written by Grace Matthews. In what can only be described as the most fortuitous accident in modern art history, a suburban mom’s unfortunate…
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Video: Drummer Forced to Play Daughter’s “Hello Kitty” Drum Set After Bad Economy Forces Him to Pawn Adult Drums!
Written by Jonathan Reynolds. Professional drummer Mark Thompson finds himself in a peculiar predicament. After years of captivating audiences with his masterful beats,…
Mike Lindell Laughs in Disbelief at Temu’s Pillow Size
Written by John Anderson. In the annals of online shopping disasters, few incidents can match the sheer absurdity of Temu’s latest blunder. Customers…
Secret Service Chief, Kimberly Cheatle, Demoted to Kitchen Staff. Pulls Trigger on Turkey Baster, Injures Three!
Written by Ethan Johnson. In a twist that could only be described as a Kafkaesque satire, Kimberly Cheatle, the former head of the…